“I am the dream you cut short in rush to your duties of today.. if only you would give me the chance to show the world I see…
no worries, I’ll try again tonight… as I do every other night”
Success
Nov
07
2009
A[Closed]Book
dusted off my bookmark …
several chapters in… took a break to understand it all
—
getting back in the habit of comprehending as quick as I read
[they say a good read never has a predictable ending…yet all thorough readers will at some point begin to predict the outcome]
But I truly have no idea
…and that has made the reading that much more thrilling
Nov
07
2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Ohhh you just gon keep anotherrrr ? no you wont!
oh you just gon keep it like you never knew?
OH YOU JUST GON KEEP ANOTHER LOVE FOR YOU?!?!
oh you just gon keep it like you never knew?
while im waiting on a dream that’ll never come true
Didn’t you know
i was waiting on you
Waiting on a dream
that’ll never come true
Didn’t you know
i was waiting on you
My face turnt to stone
when i heard the news
When you decide to break the rules
Cos i just heard some real bad news
People will talk
Like its old news
I played it off and act like i already knew
Let me ask you
how long have you known too
You played it off and act like he’s brand new
When you decide to break the rules
Cos i just heard some real bad news
real bad news
real bad news
real bad news
oh you just gonna
keep another no you wont
oh you just gonna
keep it like you never knew
oh you just gonna
keep another love for you
oh you just gonna
keep it like you never knew
while im waiting on a dream
that’ll never come true
oh you just gonna
keep it like you never knew
my face turnt to stone
when i heard the news
whats on the news
channel cruise
Nov
04
2009
WTF Moment of the DAY
3rdGradecousin: Jamal
3rdGradecousin: Can I ask you something?…
Me: yea
3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?
Me: *turns around from the computer*
Me: …what you just say?
3rdGradecousin: You heard me…
3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?!
Me: *jaw dropped in amazement*
3rdGradecousin: What?!
3rdGradecousin: I’m serious..
3rdGradecousin: you’re worse than my momma…
Me: You asked her too?
3rdGradecousin: Yea, I need to know.. cause she said tomorrow she gone choose between the both of us…
[at this point im flippin out of the chair..lol]
Me: Naw…
Me: Hell Naw…
Me: uh uh…
Me: nah..
Me: aint no pimpin goin on, she can’t pimp no ferby.. tell her she can’t pimp you…
3rdGradecousin:… YES SHE CAN
3rdGradecousin: She’s HOT
[at this point i dont know what to say]
3rdGradecousin: and… her crops are growin…
Me: *look of bewilderment* Crops?lol
3rdGradecousin: yea, her chi chi’s
Me: the fuck is that? [excuse the explicit, but by this time you can see.. it’s definitely warranted]
3rdGradecousin: you know, those… *points to his chest*
Me: …
[at this point im knowing the conversation cant get any worse from here.. it just cant]
3rdGradecousin: and you won’t believe what color she is..
3rdGradecousin: rhymes with ‘ite’
Me: …
3rdGradecousin: White
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wow..
like this is…like just happened… im still at a lost for words..
like really
the term… kids say the darnedest things, didn’t really prepare me for this shiii..
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my advice?
…errr we’ll have to save the whole second part of the conversation for another day… i’m overwhelmed right now.
let’s see what happens after tomorrow..smh
Nov
03
2009
"When a billionaire gets hungry..."
W O W
Celebrity Buzz : This is an actual receipt from Nello’s in New York City. The customer was Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, who had no problem dropping 47k on food and drinks for himself and five other people. (via buzzfeed)
y i k e s
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fuck that, look at the gratuity tho… yalll know that waiter went home smiling….and probably took off the next day.lol
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