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    “I am the dream you cut short in rush to your duties of today.. if only you would give me the chance to show the world I see…

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    no worries, I’ll try again tonight… as I do every other night”

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    Success

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    A[Closed]Book
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    dusted off my bookmark

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    several chapters in… took a break to understand it all

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    getting back in the habit of comprehending as quick as I read

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    [they say a good read never has a predictable ending…yet all thorough readers will at some point begin to predict the outcome]

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    But I truly have no idea

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    …and that has made the reading that much more thrilling

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    Ohhh you just gon keep anotherrrr ? no you wont!

    oh you just gon keep it like you never knew?

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    OH YOU JUST GON KEEP ANOTHER LOVE FOR YOU?!?!

    oh you just gon keep it like you never knew?

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    while im waiting on a dream that’ll never come true

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    Didn’t you know
    i was waiting on you
    Waiting on a dream
    that’ll never come true
    Didn’t you know
    i was waiting on you
    My face turnt to stone
    when i heard the news


    When you decide to break the rules
    Cos i just heard some real bad news


    People will talk
    Like its old news
    I played it off and act like i already knew
    Let me ask you
    how long have you known too
    You played it off and act like he’s brand new


    When you decide to break the rules
    Cos i just heard some real bad news
    real bad news
    real bad news
    real bad news

    oh you just gonna
    keep another no you wont

    oh you just gonna
    keep it like you never knew

    oh you just gonna
    keep another love for you

    oh you just gonna
    keep it like you never knew

    while im waiting on a dream
    that’ll never come true

    oh you just gonna
    keep it like you never knew

    my face turnt to stone
    when i heard the news

    whats on the news
    channel cruise

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    K u r t   C o b a i n

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    Why Chase it...
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    3rdGradecousin: Jamal
    3rdGradecousin: Can I ask you something?…

    Me: yea

    3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?

    Me: *turns around from the computer*
    Me: …what you just say?

    3rdGradecousin: You heard me…
    3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?!

    Me: *jaw dropped in amazement*

    3rdGradecousin:
    What?!
    3rdGradecousin: I’m serious..
    3rdGradecousin: you’re worse than my momma…

    Me: You asked her too?

    3rdGradecousin: Yea, I need to know.. cause she said tomorrow she gone choose between the both of us…

    [at this point im flippin out of the chair..lol]

    Me: Naw…
    Me: Hell Naw…
    Me: uh uh…
    Me: nah..
    Me: aint no pimpin goin on, she can’t pimp no ferby.. tell her she can’t pimp you…

    3rdGradecousin:… YES SHE CAN
    3rdGradecousin: She’s HOT

    [at this point i dont know what to say]

    3rdGradecousin: and… her crops are growin…

    Me: *look of bewilderment* Crops?lol

    3rdGradecousin: yea, her chi chi’s

    Me: the fuck is that? [excuse the explicit, but by this time you can see.. it’s definitely warranted]

    3rdGradecousin: you know, those… *points to his chest*

    Me:

    [at this point im knowing the conversation cant get any worse from here.. it just cant]

    3rdGradecousin: and you won’t believe what color she is..
    3rdGradecousin: rhymes with ‘ite’

    Me:

    3rdGradecousin: White

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    wow..
    like this is…like just happened… im still at a lost for words..

    like really

    the term… kids say the darnedest things, didn’t really prepare me for this shiii..

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    my advice?
    …errr we’ll have to save the whole second part of the conversation for another day… i’m overwhelmed right now.

    let’s see what happens after tomorrow..smh

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    "When a billionaire gets hungry..."
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    W O W

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    Celebrity Buzz :  \x09\x09\x09\x09\x09This is an actual receipt from Nello’s in New York City. The customer was Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, who had no problem dropping 47k on food and drinks for himself and five other people. (via buzzfeed)

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    y i k e s

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    fuck that, look at the gratuity tho… yalll know that waiter went home smiling….and probably took off the next day.lol

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