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WTF Moment of the DAY
3rdGradecousin: Jamal
3rdGradecousin: Can I ask you something?…
Me: yea
3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?
Me: *turns around from the computer*
Me: …what you just say?
3rdGradecousin: You heard me…
3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?!
Me: *jaw dropped in amazement*
3rdGradecousin: What?!
3rdGradecousin: I’m serious..
3rdGradecousin: you’re worse than my momma…
Me: You asked her too?
3rdGradecousin: Yea, I need to know.. cause she said tomorrow she gone choose between the both of us…
[at this point im flippin out of the chair..lol]
Me: Naw…
Me: Hell Naw…
Me: uh uh…
Me: nah..
Me: aint no pimpin goin on, she can’t pimp no ferby.. tell her she can’t pimp you…
3rdGradecousin:… YES SHE CAN
3rdGradecousin: She’s HOT
[at this point i dont know what to say]
3rdGradecousin: and… her crops are growin…
Me: *look of bewilderment* Crops?lol
3rdGradecousin: yea, her chi chi’s
Me: the fuck is that? [excuse the explicit, but by this time you can see.. it’s definitely warranted]
3rdGradecousin: you know, those… *points to his chest*
Me: …
[at this point im knowing the conversation cant get any worse from here.. it just cant]
3rdGradecousin: and you won’t believe what color she is..
3rdGradecousin: rhymes with ‘ite’
Me: …
3rdGradecousin: White
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wow..
like this is…like just happened… im still at a lost for words..
like really
the term… kids say the darnedest things, didn’t really prepare me for this shiii..
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my advice?
…errr we’ll have to save the whole second part of the conversation for another day… i’m overwhelmed right now.
let’s see what happens after tomorrow..smh
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