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  1. WTF Moment of the DAY

    3rdGradecousin: Jamal
    3rdGradecousin: Can I ask you something?…

    Me: yea

    3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?

    Me: *turns around from the computer*
    Me: …what you just say?

    3rdGradecousin: You heard me…
    3rdGradecousin: What do I do if me and my friend like the same girl?!

    Me: *jaw dropped in amazement*

    3rdGradecousin:
    What?!
    3rdGradecousin: I’m serious..
    3rdGradecousin: you’re worse than my momma…

    Me: You asked her too?

    3rdGradecousin: Yea, I need to know.. cause she said tomorrow she gone choose between the both of us…

    [at this point im flippin out of the chair..lol]

    Me: Naw…
    Me: Hell Naw…
    Me: uh uh…
    Me: nah..
    Me: aint no pimpin goin on, she can’t pimp no ferby.. tell her she can’t pimp you…

    3rdGradecousin:… YES SHE CAN
    3rdGradecousin: She’s HOT

    [at this point i dont know what to say]

    3rdGradecousin: and… her crops are growin…

    Me: *look of bewilderment* Crops?lol

    3rdGradecousin: yea, her chi chi’s

    Me: the fuck is that? [excuse the explicit, but by this time you can see.. it’s definitely warranted]

    3rdGradecousin: you know, those… *points to his chest*

    Me:

    [at this point im knowing the conversation cant get any worse from here.. it just cant]

    3rdGradecousin: and you won’t believe what color she is..
    3rdGradecousin: rhymes with ‘ite’

    Me:

    3rdGradecousin: White

    ——-

    wow..
    like this is…like just happened… im still at a lost for words..

    like really

    the term… kids say the darnedest things, didn’t really prepare me for this shiii..

    ——-

    my advice?
    …errr we’ll have to save the whole second part of the conversation for another day… i’m overwhelmed right now.

    let’s see what happens after tomorrow..smh

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